An Authoritative Screed of 33 Random Memes

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    Outerwear - why are girls asking for a giant teddy bear for valentines day when this exists
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    Tableware - The most unrealistic thing about the Big Lebowski is that everyone seems to have the ingredients for a White Russian everywhere he goes CREDIT: GRAMERCY PICTURESI
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    Rectangle - Please do this with my remains
  • 04
    Photograph - my brain, randomly and frequently since 1999: YOU AND ME BABY...
  • 05
    Vertebrate - Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things, going out might help Me: I went to the park today Therapist: There you go! I hope you got something from that Me *opens coat* this duck
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    Jaw - Before you DM me, just know this is what I look like naked own's Borderline Memes for Borderline Dreatis
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    Plant - Hairdresser: What cut you want fam? Me: Just a little off the top... oh and if an army of knights could take turns stabbing me in the eye that would be swell Hairdresser: Say no more
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    Outerwear - Smeagol hates nasty Elvises! AVIS SUSHIRI
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    Music stand - MOST ORCHESTRAS ARE JUST 1800'S COVER BANDS
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    Hair - Sean Elford I've seen this raw strength only once before. It didn't scare me enough then. It does now.
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    Rectangle - This is the best description of 90s industrial goth. TRANSYLVANIAN HARD CHEESE EMPORIUM SELECTIONS 100 CALORIES AGED IN A SPINE-CHILLING ROMANIAN SALT CAVE KEEP REFRIGERATED NET WT 7.05 OZ (200g)
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    Smile - When your ex sees you in public and tries to stop you to talk I don't have any spare change, I'm sorry.
  • 13
    Food - Getting fat? Just say no. 20toriqtizogs 7 colourb Calories cannot legally enter your body without your consent
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    Property - Me getting ready to hang out with zero bitches tonight Cheers, genitals.
  • 15
    Food - *cuts pepper in half* "Fuck this" *kills pepper with fire" AC
  • 16
    Vertebrate - HERE'S ME, CAREFREE, JOVIAL, BELOVED BY ALL HORSES HERE'S YOU: (SEND THIS TO YOUR ENEMY)
  • 17
    Human body - LISTENING TO METAL You're doing it wrong.
  • 18
    Sky - The glory years when the average child needed the physical acuity and instincts of a Navy SEAL just to survive a regular day at the playground.
  • 19
    Clothing - Me practicing a conversation in my head: Me when it's my turn to speak: Goodbob. I hope we same place again very now.
  • 20
    Vertebrate - RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts
  • 21
    Happy - When your friend gags on a drink you made them that's 97% alcohol Grow up Peter Pan
  • 22
    Green - I would go to work if This was the boss CELESTIAL HERD SEASONINGS 40-TEA BAGS-NET WT 2.1-02-(596) MEESTE VORSCHAUFILLE This was the office This was the uniform This was the job
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    Textile - I'll have you screaming, you won't even be able to handle it, you'll be begging me to stop What really happens:
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    Jaw - HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BOAR STEAL YOUR PANTS BUT AMMO IS TOO EXPENSIVE SO YOU CHASED IT WITH AN AXE? imgflip.com Seller ㅈ
  • 25
    Motor vehicle - When your life is going downhill in spectacular fashion. 3.
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    Gesture - therapist: there's no such thing as an insane clown possum. It won't get you. insane clown possum: teapartyofthedamned.com
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    Bird - When someone is nicer to you than usual Suspicion (((increase)))
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    Adaptation - It's hard to believe some people because they
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    Cloud - That time Johnny Cash was like "No, not only is my career not over yet, I'm about to elevate the badassery to unprecedented levels."
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    Forehead - When someone says they're from Ohio and you're not sure how to react Face
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    Waste container - this could be us
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    Table - SO "OUR HAMBURGERS COST $21 W/O A SIDE" STARTER PACK Imgflip.com
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    Insect - SHE'S A TEN Millennial Memes for Existential Extremes But she keeps transforming herself into a worm to test your loyalty W

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